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General Boxers

Profile
Name:
General Boxers
Slogan:
Because Your Junk Deserves to
Be Free
Superpower:
Demoralizes foes with his sarcastic salute
Description: There's no room for goofing when this general is on patrol. Enforces order. Doesn't take any lip. Unsurpassed in his commitment to clean and wrinkle-free attire. Unabashedly annoyed and grumpy. Vociferous purveyor of expletives. When at ease, enjoys fishing, sports, and brewskies.
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